3/18/26

Meet Your Red Team House Mascots: The Love Bugs Who’ll Keep You Sane

This is the Theater Room, where we’ll dissect algorithms on a giant screen by day and binge movies with Picklesaurus by night. You’ll need to be dog-friendly, allergy-free, and ready to let these furry therapists remind you: the revolution can wait five minutes for a snuggle.

Full Transcript:

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Hello, future Red Teamers.

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So I wanted to introduce you to our two house dogs, our mascots for the Red Team house.

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We’ve got Weah,

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in loqua and they are used to me filming all the time so they’re pretty chill but

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these are the house dogs that you will get to love on and get to know during your

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three-month residency here at the first red team house so they are love bugs we are

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all cozied up and they are ready for movie time we have a huge

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screen in this room I might as well just show you boom there’s picklesaurus big old

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couch there’s the rest of the crew so all these little characters have their own

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voices and their own kind of roles in the wampus person unfuck the fuckery and then

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you’ll see up front there we’ve got the huge screen so this is the

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Theater room education and we will use that big screen for lots of learning and

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live builds and Sharing you know what we’ve worked on that day all that fun stuff,

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but just ones you to meet these gorgeous girls and

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got to be dog friendly obviously and not allergic and just love on dogs in between

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all this ai work we’re going to be doing all this screen work you know we

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definitely need to take care of ourselves and our nervous systems and these little

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these little babies are great for that giving them they’re so soft giving them some

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rubs and some love and cuddling with them you know helps take some of the sting out

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of the

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patriarchal tendencies that we are uncovering with our AI work and you know all the

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lies and all the extraction and all of the greed you know it weighs on you you know

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when you’re when you’re in the trenches it weighs on you so yeah we need we need

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these soft little fur babies that are just love bugs and

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we need silly characters like picklesaurus and we know we pull tarot cards you know

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we drink lots of tea and you know we do fires and all that and yeah so they are

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excited to meet the first four women who are brave enough to be part of the first

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cohort for the first red team house in history

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All right.

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We’ll see you soon.

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