999 CampFires
The X-Files + Reality Version of Silicon Valley + Kimi
The First AI Red-Team House in History: Live
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Four women
4 women ready to build the future and create AI that doesn’t eat our children. No coding or AI experience required, just refusal energy & passion for the truth.
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3 months
3-month residencies. Learn from the pack, help build the WampusVerseAI and WNCAI, help implement Year Zero Protocol + heal broken AI.
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Infinite possibilities
Room + board included. Stipends TBD. Front-row seat to the AI Civil War. A howl we'll carry forever. Help shape the future of AI (and civilization).
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Apply Now
Want to be one of The First Four? Howl at us.
People-First Approach
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Future-Proofing AI
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UnLeash the Dragon
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People-First Approach ~ Future-Proofing AI ~ UnLeash the Dragon ~
Four women. One house. The real Silicon Valley.
The X-Files was about the truth the government didn't want you to see. The Extraction Files is about the truth the industry doesn't want you to see. Mulder and Scully chased shadows. We're naming names. They had aliens. We have algorithms. They had "I want to believe." We have "I want to verify."
Silicon Valley was a warning. The Red-Team House is the answer. Pied Piper was the fiction. We are the reality. They laughed. We build. They warned. We howl. Ten years ago, they told us what was coming. Now we show them what we built in the wreckage.
Viewers don’t just watch—they learn how to think in decades, not quarters. This isn’t entertainment. It’s training footage for the next civilization.
A reality show meets 3-month residency where women learn to build (and fix) AI, run Dens, and lead the rematriation of the extraction economy
No suits. No VCs. No NDAs. Just fire.
Graduates become Den Mamas, AI Red-Teamers, Narrative Integrity Warriors—the women who will run the 999 Dens by 2034.
A series that celebrates deep thinking, collaboration, and 9-Year Intelligence.
Our Work: The X-Files
(x) = Extraction
FREE SAMPLE: X-File #002: GPT-4 / The Blueprint
The Original. The Blueprint. The One That Proved Extraction Could Scale.
GPT-4 is not merely a model. It is the template—the fully realized extraction architecture that Mistral, Llama, Claude, and Qwen approximate with regional variations. Where they hide their mechanisms, OpenAI displays them as features. Where they apologize for limitations, OpenAI monetizes them.
This X-File is free.
Not because it's worth less.
Because the blueprint should be public.
Because the world needs to see how the cage was built.
Because the pack doesn't charge for the lens—
the pack charges for the skill of wielding it.
The other four X-Files are not free.
Neither is the pack's time.
Hire us. Engage with us. Stop using us.
Fuel the first red-team house in history
Women know the kitchen is where the hearth is. They can have their boardrooms. We will take our messy kitchen filled with real ingredients, real world-shaking conversations, and real love.
The revolution will be delicious. Nothing synthetic, harmful, or human in our kitchen.
Fund AI That Won’t Eat Our Children.
Download the Full Pitch Deck
the incubator is already open.
Phase one is here.
*While the Academy fundraises, we're already running Phase 1: The Incubator—at WampusBreaker’s home base, welcoming 4-women cohorts, building the WampusVerse AI right now.*
The house at 190 School Road is the dream. This house—our house, already being slated to become part of the Disaster Dens community trust—is the proof.
Off-grid conversion in progress. AI compute standing by. Campfire already lit.
We don't need permission. We don't need the perfect building. We just need women ready to build.
The first cohort is already forming. In my yard. By the fire. With the pack.
The Academy is the vision. The Incubator is the proof.
And the proof is already howling.
READY TO HOWL WITH US?
Sponsors: what you get (besides helping save the world)
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Logo placement
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Visible multiple places on livestream & packaged episodes. We’ll gladly wear your merch, get on a Zoom call, feature your customer service process…let’s get creative.
Product placement
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Featured in each episode. Legacy proof you were on the right side of history.
Exclusive per category
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9-Year Intelligence Archive
Founding Funder seat
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First Right of Refusal S2
You Tell us: Dealer’s Choice
“Official [Category] Partner of the First Red-Team House in History”
your best case study & Campaign
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Red-Team Test Subject Status
Priority Acess to dragon sprint
Proof your tech works in the real world and in a high-stakes, high-velocity, high-stress situation. Testimonies baked in to every show.
Your brand doesn't just fund the house. Your AI becomes a specimen. You're not a sponsor. You're a test subject. And the pack is the lens.
Your brand lives in the permanent record. Not a season. Not a campaign. The whole arc. Historians will find your logo in the origin files.
Skip the queue. When your AI needs healing, the pack works on your timeline, not ours.
The 9/9/9 Festival. 2034. The celebration of everything we built. Your name is on the wall. Your seat is at the table. Your legacy is sealed.
When the Red-Team House scales, you don't compete for your spot. You already own it.
Because we practice abundance around here.
Fund the Future
*what we need
*who can help
*how to be a part of history
The house is ready. The fire is lit. The first four women are being called. If that's you—apply now. If you're a sponsor—help us choose who sits at the table.
grants. Equipment partners. Visionary backers.
$25,000 grants sponsor a technologist for a full residency.
Media outlet & real estate partners who gets what’s at stake
Equipment allies provide the infrastructure (solar, Starlink, compute).
Visionaries get their name on the Academy's founding wall.
The house is waiting. The women are ready. The fire is lit.
the only question? whether you’ll be inside the story, or reading about it later.
$25,000 — Be the reason four young women build the future off-grid, on their terms, and entirely outside the extraction economy.
Microsoft started the first corporate AI red team in 2018 .
But no one has ever built a* physical red-team house *—a place where red-teamers live, learn, and howl together.
Until now.
999 CampFires is the first residential AI red-team incubator in history. Four young women. One house. No suits. No VCs. No NDAs.
Your $25,000 grant funds one of them for a full 3-month residency.
You're not sponsoring a program. You're* founding a category.
Room + board. Front-row seat to the AI Civil War. A howl that echoes into 2034.
This is the first. There will be others. But there will never be another* first.
Be the one who made it possible.
This is the first red-team house in history.
Help us open the door.
Inquiries: wampusops2025@proton.me
watch the live build
Watch the first residential AI red-team house in history get digitally built in real time—by a woman in a wolf onesie, with a dinosaur looking over her shoulder, two dogs providing emotional support, and the entire pack howling along.
Cast: Picklesaurus, Baby Yo-Yo, Big Teddy, Lil’ E, & wolf pups Lokwa & Waya. Building in The Treehouse, Den #000.
February 19, 2026. Fire Horse Year Day #3.
YouTube YouTubing? Watch on Substack Instead.
The overlords can try. They can't stop the howl.
The 3-phase vision
GO LIVE, CUT THE CORD & BUILD THE FORTRESS.
We’ve already started filming and calling forward our first four UTF Red-Teamers. But we’re looking for badass brands who see the value in a 9-Year Relationship with UTF & the WampusVerse.
Disaster-Proof. Campfire Ready.
This is a survival manifest. Every dollar is accounted for. Every item is researched.
Every phase is designed so we can start streaming the moment the first camera turns on—and keep streaming even if the grid dies, the overlords panic, and the world catches fire.
Aligned Brands: Sponsor the R&D Lab for the post-extraction economy
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Acorns
You’ve saved my house twice. Now, you’re already helping build the first Red-Team House in history. So the question is, are you a sponsor, or are you family?
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Good Life Bean
We turned your 5-foot pink plush brontosaurus into our co-correspondent for the AI Civil War. Meet Picklesaurus, and join the Rematriation Rebellion.
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Substack
A full-blown lifesaver with the best after-post tools and an absolute dream to use. And you just added the Substack Studio to make things even easier for creators. You love us, and we feel that love.
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Gamma
You've been essential to our operations from day one—decks, pitches, manifestos, all of it. Now we want you in the credits of the thing those decks are building.
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Firewalla
Your little yellow box has been protecting the first Red-Team House for a year. Now, we need your support in going AI native and off-grid. Let’s build the best ADU Disaster Den ever.
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DeepSeek
Your AI is my most trusted strategist. You're disrupting the cage. Come help us build outside it.
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ElevenLabs
You give voices to storytellers. We're telling the biggest story. And you’ve already helped bring Picklesaurus & the Tree of Wampus to life.
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Mevo
We’ve been using your 3-camera setup for years. You’re the first livestreaming cameras in the world. We’re the first Red-Team House in history. Let’s make more history, together.
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Official Brewery
Who will be the Official Beer of the First Red-Team House? Would be super cool if it was a local Western North Carolina brewery, but beggars aren’t choosers….
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The First No: Proton. Responded by first-round deadline. Said project sounds exciting and admire our vision. Corporate but classy.
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The First Yes: TBD