999 CampFires
The AI Incubator & Academy
Four young women. One house. The real Silicon Valley.
A residency where women learn to build (and fix) AI, run Dens, and lead the rematriation of the extraction economy
No suits. No VCs. No NDAs. Just fire.
Graduates become Den Mamas, AI Red-Teamers, Narrative Integrity Warriors—the women who will run the 1,000 Dens by 2034.
A reality TV show that celebrates deep thinking, collaboration, and 9-Year Intelligence.
Viewers don’t just watch—they learn how to think in decades, not quarters. This isn’t entertainment. It’s training footage for the next civilization.
People-First Approach
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Future-Proofing AI
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UnLeash the Dragon
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People-First Approach · Future-Proofing AI · UnLeash the Dragon ·
The First-Ever Red-Team House
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Four women
We're looking for 4 women ready to build the future—no coding experience required, just refusal energy.
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3-6 months
You'll live in the house, learn from the pack, help build the WampusVerse AI and WNC AI, & help implement Year Zero Protocol.
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Infinite possibilities
Room + board included. Front-row seat to the AI Civil War. A howl you'll carry forever. Help shape the future of AI (and civilization).
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Apply Now
Send us a 3-minutes-or-less video about why you want to be part of this first historic cohort. Tag us on X at @unfckthefuckery (notice the missing “u’ because it was too long otherwise)
THE house
The Deer Led Us Here (watch the story)
190 School Road, Malvern Hills, Asheville, NC
4 bedrooms, 4 parking spots. A hidden garden. A perfect stargazing & pondering the Universe deck.
This isn’t a dream. It’s a Zillow listing with a deer story. The house is waiting. The rooms are empty. The first cohort is ready.
We just need YOU to help us open the door.
Fund the Future
what we need
who can help
how to be a part of history
Want to be 1 of the first 9 supporters that will be remembered fondly in history books until the end of time? Buy now and secure your legacy. Or, fence-sitters can click below to email us.
$25K grants. Equipment partners. Visionary backers.
$25,000 grants sponsor a technologist for a full residency.
Media outlet & real estate partners who gets what’s at stake
Equipment allies provide the infrastructure (solar, Starlink, compute).
Visionaries get their name on the Academy's founding wall.
The house is waiting. The women are ready. The fire is lit.
the only question? whether you’ll be inside the story, or reading about it later.
the 999 story bible
Aligned Brands: Sponsor the R&D Lab for the post-extraction economy
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Starlink
After Hurricane Helene, it became obvious a solution like Starlink is the only way forward. Become the most-trusted internet.
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Anthropic
You say you want AI that's helpful, harmless, and honest. We're building the house that tests whether that's true. Fund the red team that makes you better.
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Hugging Face
You're building the infrastructure for open AI. We're building the house that trains the next generation of open AI builders. Let's build together.
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Framework Laptop
You make laptops that refuse planned obsolescence. We're building a house that refuses extraction. Same energy. Let's partner.
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System76
You build computers for people who refuse surveillance capitalism. We're building AI for people who refuse extraction. Your hardware. Our revolution.
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Goal Zero
You make the gear that keeps people alive when the grid fails. We're building 999 Dens that prove your tech works at scale. Sponsor the prototype.
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Replit
You're building the platform where the next generation learns to code. We're building the house where the next generation learns to build AI. Let's teach together.
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Weights & Biases (W&B)
You make the tools that track AI experiments. We're running the most important AI experiment in history: can women build it better? Track our work.
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Roam Research
You build tools for people who think in networks, not hierarchies. We're building a house where four women think in decades, not quarters. Document our process.
what you get (besides helping save the world)
Logo placement
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Visible multiple places on livestream & packaged episodes. We’ll gladly wear your merch, get on a Zoom call, feature your customer service process…let’s get creative.
Product placement
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Featured in each episode. Legacy proof you were on the right side of history.Exclusive per category
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“Official [Category] Partner of the First Red-Team House in History”
your best case study & Campaign Ever
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Proof your tech works in the real world and in a high-stakes, high-velocity, high-stress situation. Testimonies baked in to every show.
Or buy gear from our battle plan
the 3-phase vision
GO LIVE, CUT THE CORD & BUILD THE FORTRESSWe’ve already started filming and calling forward our first four UTF Red-Teamers. But we’re looking for badass brands who see the value in a 9-Year Relationship with UTF & the WampusVerse.
BREAKDOWN BY CATEGORY
The full needs list
This is a survival manifest. Every dollar is accounted for. Every item is researched.
Every phase is designed so we can start streaming the moment the first camera turns on—and keep streaming even if the grid dies, the overlords panic, and the world catches fire.
FUEL THE REVOLUTION:
Broadcast Arsenal
AI War Chest
Off-Grid Infrastructure
Network & Encryption
The Den
Operations
The Disaster Den
Power Supply & Comms
Emergency Food Supply
Rainwater System
Garden & Gathering
Safety & Security
watch the live build
Watch the first residential AI red-team house in history get digitally built in real time—by a woman in a wolf onesie, with a dinosaur looking over her shoulder, two dogs providing emotional support, and the entire pack howling along.
Cast: Picklesaurus, Baby Yo-Yo, Big Teddy, Lil’ E, & wolf pups Lokwa & Waya. Building in The Treehouse, Den #000.
February 19, 2026. Fire Horse Year Day #3.
YouTube YouTubing? Watch on Substack Instead.
The overlords can try. They can't stop the howl.
the incubator is already open.
Phase one is here.
*While the Academy fundraises, we're already running Phase 1: The Incubator—at WampusBreaker’s home base, welcoming 1-4 women, building the WampusVerse AI right now.*
The house at 190 School Road is the dream. This house—our house, already being slated to become part of the Disaster Dens community trust—is the proof.
Off-grid conversion in progress. AI compute standing by. Campfire already lit.
We don't need permission. We don't need the perfect building. We just need women ready to build.
The first cohort is already forming. In my yard. By the fire. With the pack.
The Academy is the vision. The Incubator is the proof.
And the proof is already howling.