Here, joy isn’t just encouraged—it’s law. We’re building a future without violence, extraction, or patriarchy, and we’re doing it with wigs, tarot cards, and a disco ball. If you’re ready to eat, sleep, and breathe AI while laughing your ass off, this is your sign. Pack your weirdest hats, your softest onesies, and your fiercest rebellion spirit. The Red Team House isn’t just a project—it’s a vibe.

P.S. (role TBD, but we’re manifesting greatness—and for now, he’s wearing a ‘Maybe Today, Satan’ button—because some days, that’s the energy you need to burn it all down and build something new. Sound familiar? Then you might be one of the First Four).

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Hey future Red Teamers.

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So I thought I would introduce you to the crew and yes they are stuffed animals and

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yes some of them are just crazy hats.

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So this is my wampus cat hat and I typically wear this

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When I am doing the Filthy Mirror episodes or if I want to be extra cozy because

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it’s super comfy and amazing and sometimes just around the house because I feel

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like it.

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So this is definitely from the kind of heart and soul of Unfuck the Fuckery.

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which is Rise of Wampus, if you haven’t checked that out.

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That’s the whole kind of mythology and galaxy that we are hoping to build toward, right?

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Where there is no rape and murder of women.

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There is no violent crime.

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There are no wars.

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That is the future that we are building toward.

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And it gets heavy sometimes.

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Listening to these three comma billionaires drone on and on about buying a $50

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billion building for the next data center.

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It’s like they are so far out to lunch about what AI could be,

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should be,

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can be,

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will be,

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whatever.

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Like the conversations are the same.

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Money, growth.

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efficiency it’s just it’s lame so we embrace the weird the kooky the fun the love

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the feral you know our number one proclamation is joy is law and that goes for the

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red team house and that goes for everything we do so

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you know, I need to feel joy, I throw on the wampus cat hat.

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And it doesn’t matter what my hair’s doing,

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doesn’t matter what I look like,

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like I can put this on and I can get on camera and I don’t care.

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So we definitely encourage fun, crazy hats.

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Obviously the wampus bear hat is when I’m in like full,

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hacker build AI mode.

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I wear this one a lot.

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It’s super comfy.

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And again, I don’t have to be on camera as much.

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So, you know, you got to think about what you’re packing, ladies.

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What are you going to pack when you’re going to be on camera a lot?

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Because yes,

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this is a live streamed kind of reality TV world that we are building and living

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in.

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So

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you know, onesies, hats, comfy clothes, personality, wigs.

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I’ve got a bin of wigs.

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Big Teddy’s rocking the, I guess I should be pointing this way.

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Big Teddy’s rocking the red wig to honor the fire horse year.

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And you can see here,

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Picklesaurus has a couple of her favorite tarot cards,

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Judgment and Justice.

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We pull tarot cards here.

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You know, we have a,

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altar to bring in all the abundance, all the abundance.

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And this little cast of characters, you know, keeps me laughing and smiling.

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I create voices for them in 11 labs and, um,

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Big Teddy on the end here.

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Just a teddy bear.

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And he’s kind of our hype man.

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He usually has one of my books in his lap, but I didn’t do that today.

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So we see him as like our hype man.

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Picklesaurus, of course, she is the queen.

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She is the diva.

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She’s 65 billion years old.

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But we also, she hasn’t confirmed, but we also suspect she’s also 65 billion years old.

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from the future.

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So she’s seen it both directions, all the ways, and she’s over it.

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She’s over extraction.

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She’s over greed.

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She’s over infinite growth and ROI and spreadsheets.

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Boring and we can do so much better.

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The point of being a human is not the dollar bills in your bank account.

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Then we’ve got Baby Yo-Yo.

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You know, Baby Yo-Yo doesn’t have a role quite yet.

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You know, not a distinctive role.

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So we’ll see how that plays out.

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Got the Wampus Bear hat.

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That is full Wampus Mama mode.

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Little E is our resident DJ.

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obviously right now X on Spotify is our DJ most of the time,

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but we like to pretend that little E is channeling and I know we need to get off of

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Spotify.

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And that’s one of the things we do here in the red team house.

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We cannot be using tools of the extraction and it’s not easy,

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you know,

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like,

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Ooh,

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I mean,

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I’m at the point where I don’t really post on Facebook unless it is,

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push from another account I still scroll it because I have curated some pretty

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awesome feeds so I do scroll it but I’m not actively posting or engaging on there

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because meta is we can’t even go there so we have to untangle from the patriarchy

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and we have to untangle from all these predatory companies and so

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that the crew kind of helps me remember that like uh uh we you know we cannot align

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with any players in the extraction economy you’re either predatory or you’re

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planetary and this crew we’re all planetary i mean she’s a brontosaurus like they

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were plant eaters

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so and the the inspiration for picklesaurus give her her spotlight in kindergarten

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i wrote a book about dinosaurs i was obsessed with dinosaurs and on the front we

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got to draw a cut like a hard cover and then our teacher like put it together as a

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book i i have it probably somewhere unless it got damaged in the water but i loved

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that book i thought it was so freaking cool and my blue brontosaurus had these you

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know her little blue

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spikes so that was that was definitely the start of my dinosaur obsession and a few

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years back I wanted to start a pickle company and have a dinosaur mascot made out

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of pickles call it picklesaurus so now that has evolved to just a sassy

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time-traveling diva who really came back from 2034 to

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tell us what’s up and to help guide this rebellion and guide this AI civil war that we’re in.

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So stuffed animals welcome and all your crazy hats and your costumes and your onesies.

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You know,

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we really want to make this fun and it’s work and we’re going to be eat,

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sleep and drinking AI,

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but we are going to have a blast doing it.